Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Tashakor

[It means Thank You.]

On this Thanksgiving I’m sure many people have various things for which to be thankful. Things such as good health, a job, or those weird neighbors who finally moved away last month. Being over here, and witnessing the circumstances, there are many more things for which all Americans should be thankful.

Reading. The literacy rate in Afghanistan is 28%. If you were to meet four people, only one of them would be able to read. When you break it down, literacy among men is 43%, and literacy among women is 12.6%. We’re speaking of literacy rates for full-grown adults, not first graders. I’m thankful someone taught me to read.

Work. During the severe economic recession in the U.S., unemployment reached 10% and fluttered even higher. Finding a job is sometimes tough. Over here, the unemployment rate is 35%. It’s not that people don’t want to work, it’s that there is nothing to do. Outside of agriculture, which is typically not exported, there is very little in terms of manufacturing. Someone told me if you offered to pay an Afghan $5 to walk five miles to pick up a 20-pound rock and carry it back, he would do it. He needs the money and he has the time. That’s why opium is the #1 agricultural product. It’s worth money to others. I’m thankful for the Henry Ford’s and Ray Kroc’s who developed opportunities for thousands upon thousands to work legitimately.

The age of 50. If you’re an American, you will most likely celebrate this milestone by having a party or receiving black balloons and over the hill messages from your family and friends. If you’re an Afghan, you most likely died 5 years before this milestone. Life expectancy is just under 45 years old. That would put me in the sunset years of my life. I’m thankful for doctors, nurses, medical schools, healthcare insurance and places like Walgreens.

The government. Boy do we like to pick on the government. No matter who is in office, we think we could do better ourselves. At all levels, we view the government as a waste of taxes, a bunch of bureaucrats who have no idea how things are really done. But as soon as our house catches on fire, or a tornado strikes, or someone attacks or threatens us, we expect the government to step in and handle all of it. The government of Afghanistan is fairly non-existent. If you don’t live in Kabul, you depend on yourself and your neighbors for everything. And I mean everything. You have no government that regulates the good and bad in your village. You have no infrastructure. There is no running water, sewer lines, or paved roads. No one is there to give you money so you can buy milk for your kids or ensure that the food you buy at the store won’t make you sick. No one is there to make sure your travels to other cities are safe. No one else even knows that you exist. You are on your own. I’m thankful for government.

The U.S. military. Thousands and thousands are positioned all over the world, not only to protect America, but to protect and help out others. Who knows when some crazy from North Korea decides he wants attention? They do a great job and personally, they watch out for me. I’m not one of them, yet it’s their weapons that are protecting me. They are the first, second and third line of defense to the defenseless. I’m thankful for the U.S. Armed Forces.

The below linked video is a tribute to the four branches of military service as only Gene Simmons could do it. Thanks to my Dad for sending it.



Be thankful you live where you live and you have what you have, and that others have your back. Because regardless of where or what that is, its a lot better than most of the world.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Spam Cake


Today is November 11th. An ordinary day for most people.

In 1918, on the 11th hour of this 11th day of the 11th month, the Germans officially surrendered, ending major combat operations in World War I. Subsequent acts of Congress made November 11th, Armistice Day, a day to be dedicated to the cause of world peace. In 1953, a shoe store owner in Kansas felt the day should honor all Veterans. Through his connections with the local Chamber of Commerce and the Board of Education, he convinced other business owners and schools to close their doors in his small town to honor Veterans.  The idea caught on.

A special event occurred on base today in honor of military members past and present, especially those serving around the world and in danger.

A special event was held on November 10th as well. The 235th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
The Marines typically put up with a lot of crap. For one, their budgets are usually lower than the other services, so they are forced to do more with less. They are teased for being a component of the U.S. Navy, and they’re not too happy about it. They have a reputation of being gritty, and willing to work and live in the sparsest of environments.  When one of them mentioned during the staff huddle that the kitchen wouldn’t bake them a cake for the event, the Army Colonels told them to just put icing on the Spam they eat so much.  There are not many Marines at my base (about 5% of base population).

But hand it to the Marines, because they don’t do anything half-assed.

The Air Force and Navy birthday celebrations were pretty predictable. All base personnel stood around the flag pole. A few speeches were made, the national anthem sung by whomever was the best singer from that service, and a recording of their fight song was played. Their events lasted 20 to 30 minutes each.

The Army Band
(photo courtesy D. DeLeon)
The Marines – they had a band. An Army band. How the Marines were able to get an Army band to play for them at their event is beyond me.  The band played background music while events were getting set up, they played the national anthem, and they played the Marines hymm. The band was choreographed to the motions of the Marines during the event. Live music on base is almost as rare as hot water for the showers.

Although in the morning there were two Marines mopping the platform under the flags (yes, they were mopping stone outdoors), we did not stand around the flag pole. That would be too basic. We were informed in advance exactly where we were to be positioned, along the main walkway in the courtyard.  And the Marines brought in a color guard to present the flags.  

USMC Color Guard
(photo courtesy: D. DeLeon)
March through formation
(photo courtesy: D. DeLeon)

The event was timed out precisely. Each Marine executed the exact same movement at the exact same time.  A video montage was presented. And a 2-Star General made an appearance to speak about what it means to be a Marine. The tradition, integrity and sacrifice that accompanies the uniform.  A cake that some Marines were able to obtain from another base was marched in.

After the cake was cut, it is Marine tradition to have the oldest Marine and youngest Marine take the first bites. The oldest, a Colonel, was born in 1956. The youngest was born in 1990. He would have been 10 or 11 years old when September 11th occurred, and probably in the 5th grade.

Youngest and oldest Marine
(photo courtesy: D. DeLeon)


The Marines make up 10% of the fighting force in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yet they make up 25% of the casualties. They are the front lines. They clear the paths that others take. Ned Dolan is attributed the quote:

"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share."

Semper Fi.

The Few, The Proud
(photo courtesy: D. DeLeon)